fearwakes-me-up:

ellierose101:

striderkid:

dokidoki-artichokee:

hamburgurl:

1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u

THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.

VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU

I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week. 

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(Source: hashtaglmao)

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whatbethsays:

"im a woman and im not offended?!??!!"

after years of searching without success, i have found her. the one. behold: the spokesperson of the entire female population. bask in the glow of her internalised mysogyny. bask, my friends.

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yessu:

there’s bad movies that you just turn off ten minutes in but then there’s bad movies that are an adventure

95,370 notes

oulfis:

adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

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ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Guys.
Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”

And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.

Guys.

Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

(Source: breathing-lavendair)

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semiaggregateintestinalfauna:

laughingbear:

Still confused on what paper stars are? This’ll be a little card in each of my paper star packets from now on! I have a limited space to work with so this is what I could fit~

to anyone who has issues with anxiety/stress and is helped by having little distractions or anyone who needs to fidget a lot, i make these constantly at work where i am around people all day and it helps me SO MUCH. you get something to do with your hands and you get a cute little star out of it! 

semiaggregateintestinalfauna:

laughingbear:

Still confused on what paper stars are? This’ll be a little card in each of my paper star packets from now on! I have a limited space to work with so this is what I could fit~

to anyone who has issues with anxiety/stress and is helped by having little distractions or anyone who needs to fidget a lot, i make these constantly at work where i am around people all day and it helps me SO MUCH. you get something to do with your hands and you get a cute little star out of it! 

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deansass:


1.18 / 9.18

the eyes
whoa

deansass:

1.18 / 9.18

the eyes

whoa

(Source: plaidcas)

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donkos:

reading a foreign language: yeah
writing in a foreign language: ok
listening to a foreign language: wait
speaking in a foreign language: fuck

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legalmeth:

•❁ more here ❁•

legalmeth:

•❁ more here ❁•

(Source: fuks)

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supernaturalwanderlust:

concerned!boyfriends are my weakness

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jensenfans:

'Bonjour, I have arrived…' [x]

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