wkdart:

my-name-is-long:

pricklybangbang:

today at work i asked a customer if he wanted french vanilla creamer with his coffee and he said no because he wanted the “heterosexual” creamer instead and it just blows my mind that straight people say shit about how queer people “force our sexuality on them” because i have never met a single queer person who has done something like assign a sexuality to coffee creamer

what does heterosexual creamer even mean

no homogenized milk

(Source: supremecute)

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feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

image

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dalekplz:

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

dalekplz:

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

I WASN’T EXPECTING THAT

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx:

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

why don’t you

xxxxredxxxxcatxxxx:

perksofbeingfab:

lsdemon:

more embroidered bread

why the fuck would you embroider bread

why don’t you

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dennys:

you can definitely count on us for warm, fluffy, delicious pancakes… and also weirdo toys in the claw machine…

dennys:

you can definitely count on us for warm, fluffy, delicious pancakes… and also weirdo toys in the claw machine…

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kiodi:

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

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I think when you find yourself talking to yourself in the mirror, playing lots of different characters, out of your dressing-up box you’re either gonna be schizophrenic or an actor.

(Source: dailydormer)

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vireonovae-archive:

"anxIETy??" mOM saYS, "n OO jUSTT dON””TtTTT lET thINGS boTHEr yOU”

thAT

sIMpLE????? jUST dONT “leT" IT bOTHER ME??? anxIetY„„, gonEE THEN!!!???

scIeNTIFIC brEAKthROUGH???!!! thAT………

eASSYYY??!!!!????

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lumberjackprvncessxx:

imaginegravityfalls:

imagine dipper helping you with your homework

image

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jamesfranctoes:

And I’d give up forever to touch you

'Cause I know that you feel me somehow


You’re the closest to heaven that I’ll ever be


And I don’t wanna go home right now


And all I can taste is this moment


And all I can breathe is your life


When sooner or later it’s over


I just don’t wanna miss you tonight


And I don’t want the world to see me


'Cause I don't think that they'd understand


When everything’s made to be broken


I just want you to know who I am

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weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

weallheartonedirection:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon?

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time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets
"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

time-doesnt-wait-for-me:

pellaeonthewingedlion:

shewhohangsoutincemeteries:

PotterFacts 7/404 | The Chamber of Secrets

"Gilderoy Lockhart is the only Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher to have no connection at all to Voldemort."

That’s because even Voldemort has a certain demand for skill and competence

that was the sickest burn i have ever seen

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